The Bite

Hey! So… I need some help. I am what people call a shut-in. I barely see the outside and my body is the shape of a pear. This leads me to be pretty smart, but with little to no confidence.

To try and get some confidence, I decided to leave my house and spend a week in the woods. However, I will probably never go back because a huge wolf came up and bit my leg.

I have seen your work. Is there anything you can do?

Story Request by @vggffygfrhhfr
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Easier to Be

I honestly can’t believe I’m doing this, but Pink Fairy, I need your help. I’m suffering regular mental breakdowns as I study for the CPA exam and I can’t do it anymore!

Please transform me from my white, overweight, inadequate self to a hung Asian stud that is eternally young. Preferably with me being something like an actor or model so I don’t have to have any worries…

I can’t deal with the worries anymore. Please, Pink Fairy, I need you.

Story Request by @karkat-kanaya-mix
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Social Justice Whore

Hey, I’m a self-professed SJW and recently I’ve just been shouting at my friends a lot. I’m wondering if the Pink Fairy can help me make things up to my conservative and … err … “centrist” friends by cursing me to be a big-dicked, muscle-bottom who gets silly and horny around conservative guys until he needs them to anger-fuck his huge, bouncy, pinko commie ass.

To balance it out… Maybe some of their right-wing views can dribble out onto the floor?

Story Request by @rugbyjockca
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Industrie Hierarch

Hi Ethan! Last time I visited Europe, I felt so out of my league. Nobody even noticed me next to all of the hot, tanned men… So I was hoping someone could do me a favour.

I’ve always dreamed of being a hot robust Italian with golden skin, good muscles (not over the top, though — think Chris Pratt level) and a thick pelt of chest hair. The kind of guy who would always be comfortable in a speedo.

I would also appreciate it if I could lose a few years and return to my mind 20’s…

Story Request by @unabashedwinnerboi
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Sweat And Tears

My roommate is a pretty stereotypical jock. He is hairy, always sweaty, always reeks, buff as hell, and dumb as shit.

He keeps trying to get me to work out with him, which is understandable, but the weird part is he always tries to get me to wear his sweaty old clothes.

He gave me some old smelly boxers and a tank top stained with sweat from when he started lifting. He said his coach “made him wear it.” Do you think something will happen if I wear his reeking old clothes?

Story Request by @lovemanpits
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