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I’m an enormous fan of your work! What would it take to be graced by the Pink Fairy?
I’m a little torn right now. There’s this guy at work. He’s perfect! He’s muscular, well-kept, and always immaculate. He’s a former frat boy and I wish I could be like him.
On the other hand, I’m a bit stuck on the idea of being a lean, muscled twunk too. Can you help?
In this section of the best-selling guide on how to handle, care for, and train your pet human, we discuss strategies on how to deal with uncooperative humans, why we have to train humans at all, and how we can make sure that even the worst-behaved humans eventually learn to accept their place.
Vayne continues Brother Galad’s training, paving the way for a grand entrance for Master Azzagg that will end with the Knights Protector trampled underfoot—quite literally—and enjoying every delicious moment of it.
It’s the calm before the storm and Corey has some quality alone time. When Marcus meets with Bernard, he finds himself in a uniquely vulnerable position but he is, as ever, fully in control.
Vayne is paying a visit to the Knights Protector of Fort Radiance and he makes sure to teach their Knight-Captain just how good it can feel to be trampled. He has to lay out a proper reception for his Master, after all.
Corey, as Godspark, continues to have his fun with the fallen Centurion. He’s about to get carried away, but fortunately Marcus is there to put him back in his place.
It’s a week to D-Day and unseen to the eye of the general public, things are ramping up at the Satellus estate as the prospect of all-out war looms over the proceedings. Meanwhile, a training session sees Corey, as Godspark, taking out his frustrations on the Centurion while Imperious enjoys the show
In this section of the quintessential guide to the care and ownership of humans, we talk about wild humans, how to tame them, begin training them to accept that only intelligent species—which humans aren’t—can truly have free-will, self-determination, and bodily autonomy, and how best to exploit their highly sexual nature to expedite the process.
Humans can be a valuable and loving companion for an Immortal, but owning one is not necessarily a walk in the park. In this volume we will aim to answer any and all questions you might have about what it’s like to own a pet human and how best to care for one.
A new milkshake place is the talk of the town, but Tanner doesn’t really pay much attention until his staunchly anti-capitalist, “Eat the Rich!” emo roommate applies for a job at the place and practically disappears. Now, he has to know what all the fuss is about—and it’s not like the muscle-bound himbo servers in their tight tank-tops and short shorts are bad to look at.