A new milkshake place is the talk of the town, but Tanner doesn’t really pay much attention until his staunchly anti-capitalist, “Eat the Rich!” emo roommate applies for a job at the place and practically disappears. Now, he has to know what all the fuss is about—and it’s not like the muscle-bound himbo servers in their tight tank-tops and short shorts are bad to look at.
I’ve not felt like myself lately. I look at all the Australian guys around town and just wish I looked like them. I’m boring, British, and skinny. Just… pure jealousy… If only there was a way to change that…
Hey, I’m not sure if this is real, but there is this guy Alex at my office. He’s wicked smart and cute but he’s always so stressed out. He gets to the office by 6:30 and doesn’t leave till 10. He’s always so busy!
He’s openly gay but not flashy about it. Do you think you could help him relax and maybe find a guy? He’s really nice (when he stops long enough to talk that is) and I think he should get to unwind a little. Thanks
My biggest fantasy is suddenly becoming all buff and outgrowing my clothes. I want to know what it’s like to hulk out, growing bigger and hairier until my clothes strain against my body, uncomfortably tight. Soon, the fabric bursts at the seams—the tightness and ripping arousing me.
Sure, I might lose a bit of intelligence but that’s fine—as long as I can still enjoy the change. After my growth spurt, I’d run out and fuck the first guy I see. I’d infect him and make him massive, just like me.
The strangest thing just came in the post for me. I didn’t order a cock ring but it arrived in an envelope with a purple seal on the back.
Pink Fairy, lately my Daddy hasn’t been spending much time with me. I think he is self conscious about his small cock. Is there anyway to make my Daddy’s dick bigger? I would do anything for him! I just want to serve him. I think if we could make his cock bigger, me and him would be spending more time together.
I’d love to spend all my time with him.
This is a rewrite of a request previously received and responded to on Tumblr.
I have this roommate… He says he’s straight but he likes to take me out on dates and gets jealous when he sees or hears me hanging out with other guys. Is there anything you can do to just help him realize that maybe he’s not as straight as he thinks he is?
This is a rewrite of a request previously received and responded to on Tumblr.
Taylor’s homophobic older brother Nick comes to stay with him for the summer. He wants nothing more than to see Nick get taken down a peg but what happens is beyond his expectations.
Hey, Pink Fairy. I’m 30 now and sometimes I worry that I didn’t have enough fun when I was younger. Can you do something for me? I want it to be my 21st birthday every night! And I wanna be ready to party!
This is a rewrite of a request previously received and responded to on Tumblr.
Jess’ rival on the baseball team somehow gets a hold of compromising pictures of him sucking cock and gets blackmailed into making a particular request to the Pink Fairy. Unfortunately for him, the Pink Fairy doesn’t generally make distinctions between requests made of one’s own free will, and requests made under duress.
This is a rewrite of a request previously received and responded to on Tumblr.