I’ve always wondered what the Pink Fairy does with all of the intelligence he sucks out to make the sexy bubble butt twinks he makes. Where’s it all go and can he do that to me?
Category: Fey Perversions
Knot Giving Up on Us
Isaac was left by his boyfriend, who had apparently “seen the light” and “gone straight.” Now he understands why this has happened, and following a brief tryst with the handsome Gabriel, he has come to possess the power to set things right.
Pigboy
Hey there! So, I’ve got this friend who, while a good friend a lot of the time, can be really critical and judgmental about stuff—especially appearances. What do you think about making him a sex-crazed guy who falls somewhere between man and pig?
Mind and Body
I was walking in a forest by my home, and I found this stone. It had an engraving on it that I couldn’t read. The only recognizable word was F_Y. As I rubbed the intricate markings, it glowed like fire. It stopped and I felt weird. That was a week ago, I’ve been changing since. I’m now suave and confident, my body’s changed, and I’m popular. Only issue is something keeps repeating in my head. Just all day “Yellow Fairy. Orange Fairy.” I heard you knew some stuff and wanted to ask for your help.
Westside Whorehouse
I want to be made the leader of a gay street prostitution gang, who is both the pimp and head slut. Big lips, big big butt, blonde hair and a sassy attitude. They’re exhibitionists but are nice and accepted by their block.
Count Your Blessings
Do the Pink and Purple Fairies ever collaborate with any other entities?
Straight… Up The Ass
If the Fairy is still around and active, I have a request… I hate who I am. I have no motivation to work out so I look like a slob. I have no outlet to keep me unstressed from daily life.
I am straight, but I’m willing to give that, and my smarts, up if it means I am fit and unstressed. I’ve heard of this thing called himbofication… Is there a way I can be alpha-himbofied and maybe get to spread that himbofication if I fuck another man?
Knot A Problem for Long
Isaac’s boyfriend of 4 years, Kevin, has walked out on their relationship, claiming that he has been “cured” and that he doesn’t want to be with the “faggot” anymore. He is miserable and bereft and desperate so he turns to ancient powers, willing to give up anything and everything to have Kevin back. The only problem is that this is easier said than done.
But the powers that be won’t let this insult stand. There is a balance to the cosmos, one that they have enforced in the absence of others who would do so, and an iniquity of this magnitude could not be allowed to remain unanswered.
Beach Boy
Hey Pink Fairy. Can you please help? I’m a smart, nerdy, very over-stressed single college student.
I want a boyfriend and I want to not be stressed so much. Is there anything you can do to make my life more relaxing and help me get a boyfriend?
Lustrous Locks
I’m a guy who has always wanted to have long hair. I think it’s so hot on guys but the thought of having long hair on me makes me even hornier. Could you help me out?