So I’ve heard there’s aliens on earth, right? And they do stuff to a guy and he turns into a brainless cumslut. Some of my friends have been acting kind of weird lately, so I’ve been avoiding them, but last night even my brother said he was going cruising. What if these aliens are real and I’m next?
Captain Chris Hansen, a renowned xenobiologist and astronaut, is on a one-man mission to a newly discovered extrasolar planet believed to be capable of harboring life. What he finds there is beyond even his wildest imagination.
So, this probably gets asked of you a lot but I’m so tired of having all this stress, all this thinking… It’s not doing well for me.
My body’s kind of taken the brunt of it all and it’s all feeling so… not sexy. Is there anything I can do to just stop all that? Get that sexy feeling back and never lose it again?