Familiar Fantasies

River’s grandmother always told him to keep away from witches and their kind, especially after his mother disappeared without a trace one day. He’s not convinced they’re all bad, and besides, his one and only friend in the world is a Warlock and he’s never had any bad experiences with Wyn. Little does he know that his life is about to change in a way that he never would have anticipated.

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Speedo Serpent

I heard a rumor about a guy… The story changes every time, but it goes like this.

The guy takes something. It’s either a pill, a drink, or some sort of potion. He doesn’t notice anything wrong at first, until his clothes just… disappear. Then, a speedo appears on him. He can’t take it off. Well, he can, but whenever he tries another new speedo just shows up around his crotch.

People kind of notice the fact that there’s this guy just walking around wearing a speedo, but no one really questions it or says anything about it.

I heard that you know a lot of shit about this stuff… Do you… Do you know what happens when someone puts on one of the speedos that the guy has taken off?

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Feeblemind

Charles Lynge has a secret that could get him classified persona non grata in the Geek circles that he tends to mill about in: he has never played a tabletop role-playing game in his life. So when he confesses this deep, dark secret to his boyfriend Julian Gray, Julian is more than happy to give him the crash course that he asked for.

Little does he know that he has just provided the perfect opportunity for Julian, who has always believed that Charles would be better off as a big, dumb, horny brute.

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