Hey, so… A couple of friends of mine have gotten that Bubble Butt Virus thingy. One dude turned into a twink, and my other bro turned into a total stud with a bulge like damn!

Like, I’m not gay, man! Totally straight! But… Like… How contagious is it? Like, superduper contagious? Like, you look at their junks and you get it? Not that I did that, of course. Or do you need to touch them?

Asking for a friend. Thank you!