Hey, so… A couple of friends of mine have gotten that Bubble Butt Virus thingy. One dude turned into a twink, and my other bro turned into a total stud with a bulge like damn!
Like, I’m not gay, man! Totally straight! But… Like… How contagious is it? Like, superduper contagious? Like, you look at their junks and you get it? Not that I did that, of course. Or do you need to touch them?
Asking for a friend. Thank you!
Poor boy. Still under the delusion that in this new world of only men, there is still such a thing as a “straight” guy. Well, I have news for you, and this might be difficult to comprehend for that brain of yours, especially since it’s shrinking with each passing moment, you’re not safe from the Bubble Boy Virus. No one is safe. Everyone already has it. It’s just a matter of whether or not it will activate in you. And I can tell you this, boy. It already has.
You might have never thought about other men sexually before this, but trust me, by the time that the virus is done with you, there’s nothing else that you would think about as much as other men. And the times that you do think about other men non-sexually could be counted on the fingers of one hand. Of course, the problem with that is that you won’t really be able to count all that well once the virus is done with you, too.
It’s just a shame that you’re going to have to drop out of that major drama production that you’ve been working so hard for, though. I know. You fought tooth and nail to land the part of Romeo. But the thing is, not only will you be too airheaded to remember your lines, you’re going to be too much of a bubble-butted twink to be Romeo.
Besides, think about it really hard boy. But not too hard. Don’t want you to bruise what remains of those silly little brains. Think about it. Do you really want to be wearing all those clothes in front of all those men when you can be naked, flaunting that tight little bubble butt so that they get hard and you get fucked after the show?
Don’t worry that pretty little head, though. I’m pretty sure that the director just said that a new role has opened up. It’s the other lead role. Julian! All you have to do is get on stage and look pretty, and maybe give Romeo a quick blowjob. And now that you’re definitely not going to be manly enough for Romeo, your new stud friend is going to be a perfect fit for the part.
Of course, you’ll have to hold down your position as Julian. The last guy came down with the Bubble Boy Virus too, and is too busy getting gangbanged to participate now. Oh well. It’s either you get dick on stage in front of a lot of men, or you get dicked somewhere else. Doesn’t really matter to you, does it?