Hey… I wanna become a cowboy stripper but I’m not sure what to wear, what to say, or even how to act. I know it sounds strange but it’s my passion.
Tag: stripper
The Loneliest Showman
I was drinking alone at a bar one night. I must have looked miserable because the bartender handed me a cocktail and told me it was free. But I passed out soon after drinking it.
When I woke up, I was tied up backstage. My entire body had been shaved smooth. They forced me to put on this costume with special pants and made me dance on stage. I couldn’t disobey their orders, but even worse, I couldn’t remember who I was.
The Price of Power
I’ve always wondered what the Pink Fairy does with all of the intelligence he sucks out to make the sexy bubble butt twinks he makes. Where’s it all go and can he do that to me?
A Little Adventure
I always wear suits and spend my time in the office doing boring paperwork. I wish there was some adventure in my life… and I hear that you have a way that you can help.