In this section of the quintessential guide to the care and ownership of humans, we talk about wild humans, how to tame them, begin training them to accept that only intelligent species—which humans aren’t—can truly have free-will, self-determination, and bodily autonomy, and how best to exploit their highly sexual nature to expedite the process.
Hey, so I got this chastity cage in the mail the other day. I didn’t order it or anything, but it was perfectly sized to me, and came with a business card for some company called Hierarch Industries. On the back there were written instructions telling me to put the cage on, go to a listed office building, walk into a lobby, and ask for someone called the Pup Trainer. I guess it wouldn’t hurt to see.