I’ve been watching your account for a while now and I never took the virus seriously but I think I’ve contracted a form of it! I can’t stop masturbating! How do I stop it?
How do you stop it? Well, I’m sorry to say, honey, but I don’t think there’s a way to do it. Much smarter men than me have ended up losing their intelligence trying to figure out that question. It’s best not to ask, to be honest. If anything, the mere fact that you’re looking to stop it is going to make the virus change you much faster. The only thing that you can do now is accept.
I understand your confusion. It must be hard, knowing that you won’t be all that smart soon enough. It must be difficult to imagine not even being able to do basic math, or read anything but the simplest of words. Could you imagine not even being able to comprehend what the word comprehend means? But you don’t have to worry that pretty little head of yours about that. You might as well stop thinking now.
You say that you can’t stop masturbating? Why stop? Doesn’t it feel good? So good to slide your hand up and down that slick little cock of yours? Doesn’t it feel so good to get lost in all that pleasure, your toes curling, your back arching as you ride that edge over and over and over and over and over again? I’m willing to bet that you’ve called in sick to work a few times already, stayed at home, watching porn, pumping that cock of yours like the addicted bator you’re becoming.
Again, it’s nothing to worry about. Just surrender to the pleasure. Stop overthinking it so much. Stop thinking, period. It will be easier. It will be more fun. And besides, how else do you think you’re going to get all those melted brains out of your body? You need to masturbate and cum a lot, while you have your cock.
Soon enough it’s going to start shrinking. And then you’re going to lose interest in it. You’ll feel horny and empty and slutty all the time. Your mind is going to get stuffed full of pretty pink cotton candy, and you won’t be able to stop giggling. If you still have brains in your head when that happens, you won’t be able to enjoy yourself so much.
So just give in. Quit your job. Goon out. It’s the only thing you can do now. Melt away those brains of yours and cum them all over your tight little torso while you can. It’s only a matter of time before the virus catches up to you.