I’m a math teacher at a school. I noticed a lot of students are joining the gym I’m at and are building more muscles while their grades are dropping.
One scrawny geek… I mean, student, came to me asking for help; he thinks there is something strange going on with the other students. What can I do to help him?
I need your help! I’m supposed to meet up with the quarterback at his dorm to tutor him in Chemistry but, like, my brain feels kinda… um… empty?
I’m worried maybe I’m getting sick or something. Can you make sure everything goes good when I get to the football dorms?
Hello Pink Fairy! I was wondering if I could have some help with job hunting? I got a degree and post grad, but every job cares more about experience and connections. Any chance you can recommend me to a good position?
I’ve heard of a cursed hat, probably something made by the Pink Fairy years ago, that if you put on your head facing forward, it turns you into a buff, Alpha top. If you put it on backwards, you become a dumb, slutty, twinky bottom. And if you spin it backwards or forwards before removing it, it’ll turn you into a dumb, vers, slutty muscle jock.