So, today is my twentieth birthday and so far it has gone pretty well… As a hipster, I’ve always wanted to grow a beard, but I’ve never been able so I was wondering if you could help me out and give me a little birthday gift of change.
As it’s a present, I’ll let you decide to make it more of a surprise, but just know that I’ve always wanted to be ginger or blonde, and be pretty dang hairy. Thanks for your help.
Pfft. The pink fairy. Sounds like some weak pixie. I’d like to see your “Pink Fairy” have a go at me, the hottest Texan around. I get more girls that any of you and I’d like to see your pink pixie try and get me.
So, recently, I noticed something. Both the Pink and Purple Fairy are certainly real and use their powers regularly, but there seems to be a strange absence of, say, a blue fairy.
As there is a vacancy, I figured they might be hiring. Any chance of a job?
So… There’s a guy who owns a ranch about a mile away. He’s in his mid-20’s and we live in a very remote area so there are only a couple of options for groceries. The other day he asked me if I would like to “join him,” whatever that means. What do I do?
Hi Ethan! Last time I visited Europe, I felt so out of my league. Nobody even noticed me next to all of the hot, tanned men… So I was hoping someone could do me a favour.
I’ve always dreamed of being a hot robust Italian with golden skin, good muscles (not over the top, though — think Chris Pratt level) and a thick pelt of chest hair. The kind of guy who would always be comfortable in a speedo.
I would also appreciate it if I could lose a few years and return to my mind 20’s…