A mistaken purchase of a similar product leads to a vastly different experience for lovers Alex and Brent.
Beta Patron Request by @thegayporndiaries
NOTE: This is a story previously published to my tumblr blog that has been updated and rewritten.
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As Advertised
My roommate has been talking a lot about this new drink and how it makes him stronger and more manly. At first, I thought he was full of it, but it’s getting hard to deny the results. He’s all buff and aggressive now, and I think he’s getting taller?
There’s been some weird stuff going on, though. He says his grades are going down the toilet. He keeps looking at me in this weird way… and… oh God, that smell… I think it’s doing something to me…
I feel smaller… And my head’s going fuzzy…
Alpha Patron Request by @willowonthelake
All the Boys in the Yard
A new milkshake place is the talk of the town, but Tanner doesn’t really pay much attention until his staunchly anti-capitalist, “Eat the Rich!” emo roommate applies for a job at the place and practically disappears. Now, he has to know what all the fuss is about—and it’s not like the muscle-bound himbo servers in their tight tank-tops and short shorts are bad to look at.
Beta Patron Request by @wigglywogglywaffles
Summer Slut
Taylor’s homophobic older brother Nick comes to stay with him for the summer. He wants nothing more than to see Nick get taken down a peg but what happens is beyond his expectations.
Alpha Patron Request by @tumbltay
Ill-Gotten Gains
I haven’t had any complaints about what I’m packing. In fact everyone is impressed how big it is, even if is just a little too big for most.
I just want some assurance that it is one of the biggest out there. Can you make that happen?
Supporter Request by @blazefiresabre1
Omega Enrichment
Liam graduated almost a year ago, yet he hasn’t found a position to start his career. Interviews never seem to go anywhere. He’s also quite lonely, as he has a hard time getting outside his head and hasn’t connected well with others. Still a virgin, he hasn’t dated at all. Like job interviews, online dating interactions fizzle out. All that is about to change when Liam decides to apply for a position at Hierarch Industries.
Beta Patron Request by @trekoid-pr0n
Sex Education
James’ hadn’t planned on attending a sex and kink (SK) college after high school. With the injury dashing his hopes of a sports scholarship and not wanting to join the military, it seemed like the best option forward considering his physical prowess.
Nowadays, there were plenty of well-respected opportunities for SK college graduates in a wide variety of fields. Many led to lifetime placements.
Truthfully, James had gotten overwhelmed by the multitudinous specializations for his degree and he was looking forward to his first meeting with his guidance counselor to get advice on how to proceed.
Beta Patron Request by @trekoid-pr0n
Under the Influencer
Being smart is difficult enough without wanting to change the world too and Robbie’s had enough. Maybe he can find a different way to make the world a better place, and maybe he won’t have to use his silly little head as much for it.
Inspired by this request: [LINK]
Beta Patron Request by @karkat-kanaya-mix
Fall Rush
After a wild night with his boyfriend, Chris has to take a step back to process everything that’s gone down so far. He has no idea what kind of shit he’s gotten into, but he’s not about to let that stop him. Jason is the most important person in the world to him, and he needs to get to the bottom of what happened at Camp Wild Rush.
Inspired by this request: [request link]
Beta Patron Request by @karkat-kanaya-mix
In the Short Term
Memory and intelligence is such an interesting multifaceted subject. Had a great time discussing it during Psychology lectures.
The reason I bring it up is because Tom Holland cannot remember not to spoil the endings of his movies. Every interview he forgets to stop talking but doesn’t forget the story.
Episodic vs Semantic memory, explicit vs implicit. Question to the Pink Fairy. How much damage can it do to a boys intelligence if you surgically remove their ability to remember events of their lives, but leave the rest of their cognitive facilities intact? Present your findings to the group.
Supporter Request by @blazefiresabre1