I’ve always wanted to be a sailor, and there’s a ship that docks in my town regularly but it’s a bit weird. All the guys on board are handsome and ripped but they’re all kinda weird. Except the captain. He’s got such gorgeous eyes I see them in my dreams.
Isaac was left by his boyfriend, who had apparently “seen the light” and “gone straight.” Now he understands why this has happened, and following a brief tryst with the handsome Gabriel, he has come to possess the power to set things right.
Hey Pink Fairy. Can you please help? I’m a smart, nerdy, very over-stressed single college student.
I want a boyfriend and I want to not be stressed so much. Is there anything you can do to make my life more relaxing and help me get a boyfriend?
I’m a guy who has always wanted to have long hair. I think it’s so hot on guys but the thought of having long hair on me makes me even hornier. Could you help me out?
Thought just occurred me. What ever happened to the Green Fairy? Not that he didn’t deserve what happened, but has anyone checked in on him lately?
I’m a journalist. Recently, I was tipped that something weird was happening at Hierarch Industries.
The more I pursued the story, the stranger it got. So I’ve decided to get myself into that place, hide until night, and figure some things out. I mean, what could go wrong?
My boyfriend is pretty big, but I would like him to be even bigger. If he could take steroids so that he becomes a huge monster with a small cock, it would be even better. Can you help me?
I found this really neat spell in my aunt’s basement that should help transform me into a jock somehow. It also comes with a mental change, as well… I was wondering if I should use this spell on my Asian body… I’m worried about the outcome.
I’m a math teacher at a school. I noticed a lot of students are joining the gym I’m at and are building more muscles while their grades are dropping.
One scrawny geek… I mean, student, came to me asking for help; he thinks there is something strange going on with the other students. What can I do to help him?
I need your help! I’m supposed to meet up with the quarterback at his dorm to tutor him in Chemistry but, like, my brain feels kinda… um… empty?
I’m worried maybe I’m getting sick or something. Can you make sure everything goes good when I get to the football dorms?