Hello, Purple Fairy. I have a request, please. I ask you to make me a confident Latino twink with an impressive dick. The kind of dick that people will be willing to take if they see it.
I want even the most Alpha of people to take one look and be willing to submit to me. I would especially enjoy it if this turned me into a huge club goer, especially if I make it a habit of acting like I’d be willing to take a dick.
Maybe it could even happen the first time I go to a club? Like, the more I dance, the more I change. Please and thank you Purple Fairy.
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As All Things Should Be
My roommate recently came back from a vacation to some island. He’s been a bit strange, although he looks a lot better than he used to.
The problem is, soon after he got home, he turned on the A/C, took off his clothes, and laid in bed. After that, it was almost like he couldn’t stand clothes. Stranger still, some of the other people in the building started doing the same thing. None of them leave, except to buy groceries when necessary. At all other times, they’re just in their rooms, naked in bed.
Ah… It’s so hot… I have to take off my clothes. I… I want chicken.
The Witch-King of Annatar
The Brogda Sídhe continues to gather allies for the coming confrontation. This time, he turns to an eager old friend he knows will be chomping at the bit for a taste of revenge against their common enemy.
Fluffing the Star
I was recently cast as Nightwing in an upcoming DCEU film and I’m super excited. Even though I’ve got a great body, my producer says my… er… “assets” aren’t up to par for a comics-accurate portrayal.
He says he can fix that, but it’ll take some time. Luckily, we don’t start shooting for several months. He’s got me on a “revolutionary” new workout and vitamin regimen, but so far, I haven’t noticed any major differences.
Although, now that I think about it, my pants have been fitting oddly, and ever seat feels like it has a little more cushion. And there’s this itch that I just can’t seem to scratch. What’s going on?
Fall From Grace
A self-professed “Dom Top” who prides himself on converting straight guys into desperate cocksuckers and who thinks himself “too good” for gay rights gets turned into a cum-dumb fag when a conservative government puts in place a series of policies stripping rights from gay men.
More Than Just A Game
Max has a bit of a crush on a fictional character from a popular video game, and a secret little fantasy that he’s a little embarrassed by. Still, his earnest desire to be with his fictional crush piques the interest of a certain cosmic entity who thinks that it’s more than a little bit adorable.
The Fall of Seth
Charlie Morrison is a red-blooded, straight, Christian American man, and he thinks that the world is meant to bow to his every whim. He thinks himself above everyone else, but when the sins of his past come back to haunt him, it doesn’t take very long to knock him down a few pegs.
Pool Boy, Pool Toy
Some neighbors came by the other day to invite me to a pool party. They owned a greenhouse pool, apparently. I wore my some shorts to their house but at the party, what I found was strong men in sexy trunks standing at three of the corners of the pool.
They asked me to join them and gave me a pair of those skimpy trunks. The neighbors said I should wear them, so I tried them on. After getting home, clothes have been a bit of a pain so I’ve been spending the days naked at home, staring in the mirror and imagining myself as a pool boy.
The neighbors have just come by again. They are wearing their trunks. They’re asking me if I’m ready to be their permanent poolboy.
The Price of Power
I’ve always wondered what the Pink Fairy does with all of the intelligence he sucks out to make the sexy bubble butt twinks he makes. Where’s it all go and can he do that to me?
Super Sucker pt. 6
Having defeated Pyroclast and Temblor, superheroes Tempest and Phantom must now figure out how to put a stop to the ritual that the two nefarious villains have put into motion. Luckily for them, they have exactly what they need.