I was recently cast as Nightwing in an upcoming DCEU film and I’m super excited. Even though I’ve got a great body, my producer says my… er… “assets” aren’t up to par for a comics-accurate portrayal.
He says he can fix that, but it’ll take some time. Luckily, we don’t start shooting for several months. He’s got me on a “revolutionary” new workout and vitamin regimen, but so far, I haven’t noticed any major differences.
Although, now that I think about it, my pants have been fitting oddly, and ever seat feels like it has a little more cushion. And there’s this itch that I just can’t seem to scratch. What’s going on?
Tag: jockified
Oh Captain, My Captain
I’ve always wanted to be a sailor, and there’s a ship that docks in my town regularly but it’s a bit weird. All the guys on board are handsome and ripped but they’re all kinda weird. Except the captain. He’s got such gorgeous eyes I see them in my dreams.
Pool Boy, Pool Toy
Some neighbors came by the other day to invite me to a pool party. They owned a greenhouse pool, apparently. I wore my some shorts to their house but at the party, what I found was strong men in sexy trunks standing at three of the corners of the pool.
They asked me to join them and gave me a pair of those skimpy trunks. The neighbors said I should wear them, so I tried them on. After getting home, clothes have been a bit of a pain so I’ve been spending the days naked at home, staring in the mirror and imagining myself as a pool boy.
The neighbors have just come by again. They are wearing their trunks. They’re asking me if I’m ready to be their permanent poolboy.
Knot Giving Up on Us
Isaac was left by his boyfriend, who had apparently “seen the light” and “gone straight.” Now he understands why this has happened, and following a brief tryst with the handsome Gabriel, he has come to possess the power to set things right.
Beach Boy
Hey Pink Fairy. Can you please help? I’m a smart, nerdy, very over-stressed single college student.
I want a boyfriend and I want to not be stressed so much. Is there anything you can do to make my life more relaxing and help me get a boyfriend?
Lustrous Locks
I’m a guy who has always wanted to have long hair. I think it’s so hot on guys but the thought of having long hair on me makes me even hornier. Could you help me out?
Green Fairy’s Fate
Thought just occurred me. What ever happened to the Green Fairy? Not that he didn’t deserve what happened, but has anyone checked in on him lately?
Sneaking Around
I’m a journalist. Recently, I was tipped that something weird was happening at Hierarch Industries.
The more I pursued the story, the stranger it got. So I’ve decided to get myself into that place, hide until night, and figure some things out. I mean, what could go wrong?
Big and Little
My boyfriend is pretty big, but I would like him to be even bigger. If he could take steroids so that he becomes a huge monster with a small cock, it would be even better. Can you help me?
Recipe for Success
I found this really neat spell in my aunt’s basement that should help transform me into a jock somehow. It also comes with a mental change, as well… I was wondering if I should use this spell on my Asian body… I’m worried about the outcome.