So I have this book that I inherited. My uncle says my grandfather got it from a yard sale. When I was flipping through it, i couldn’t make out the text very well. But I clearly saw it said the term Sex Slave. It’d be awesome to have a demon as my sex slave.
I was recently cast as Nightwing in an upcoming DCEU film and I’m super excited. Even though I’ve got a great body, my producer says my… er… “assets” aren’t up to par for a comics-accurate portrayal.
He says he can fix that, but it’ll take some time. Luckily, we don’t start shooting for several months. He’s got me on a “revolutionary” new workout and vitamin regimen, but so far, I haven’t noticed any major differences.
Although, now that I think about it, my pants have been fitting oddly, and ever seat feels like it has a little more cushion. And there’s this itch that I just can’t seem to scratch. What’s going on?
We always hear about the pink and purple fairies, but what about their parents? What color were they? And did they have any form of power? I know fey are basically immortal, but they had to come from somewhere. Right?
Max has a bit of a crush on a fictional character from a popular video game, and a secret little fantasy that he’s a little embarrassed by. Still, his earnest desire to be with his fictional crush piques the interest of a certain cosmic entity who thinks that it’s more than a little bit adorable.
I’ve always wanted to be a sailor, and there’s a ship that docks in my town regularly but it’s a bit weird. All the guys on board are handsome and ripped but they’re all kinda weird. Except the captain. He’s got such gorgeous eyes I see them in my dreams.
Some neighbors came by the other day to invite me to a pool party. They owned a greenhouse pool, apparently. I wore my some shorts to their house but at the party, what I found was strong men in sexy trunks standing at three of the corners of the pool.
They asked me to join them and gave me a pair of those skimpy trunks. The neighbors said I should wear them, so I tried them on. After getting home, clothes have been a bit of a pain so I’ve been spending the days naked at home, staring in the mirror and imagining myself as a pool boy.
The neighbors have just come by again. They are wearing their trunks. They’re asking me if I’m ready to be their permanent poolboy.
I’ve always wondered what the Pink Fairy does with all of the intelligence he sucks out to make the sexy bubble butt twinks he makes. Where’s it all go and can he do that to me?
I always wear suits and spend my time in the office doing boring paperwork. I wish there was some adventure in my life… and I hear that you have a way that you can help.
I haven’t seen the Bubble Boy Virus for a long time. Has the virus disappeared? Or is it about to break out again? I’m hoping I won’t be infected…
Hey there! So, I’ve got this friend who, while a good friend a lot of the time, can be really critical and judgmental about stuff—especially appearances. What do you think about making him a sex-crazed guy who falls somewhere between man and pig?