I think I’m too smart for my boyfriend… He always gets confused when I use big words and he’s never horny. Can the Pink Fairy help me out?

I think I’m too smart for my boyfriend… He always gets confused when I use big words and he’s never horny. Can the Pink Fairy help me out?
I was adopted into a Chinese family when I was young. I adore them, obviously, but for a long time now, I can’t help but feel like being the only white person in the family is restraining me from where I want to be in life…
I have always been very dedicated to my education, always choosing to study over partying… or exercising, for that matter. As a result I’ve become somewhat of a nerdy bear. Could you please help me out by making me a Chinese twink? I’m more than willing to give up my well paying job, my smarts… my “size,” anything!
Hi, I was wondering if I could have some help from the Pink Fairy. Recently my hole has been feeling too tight making sex a bit painful, any way you could help loosen me up a bit?
Hi! I just want to be a dumb little twink. Maybe it starts senior year of High School when I get placed in the dumb math class? Maybe I get bored and confused of all the numbers and see a hot twink with a bubble butt in front of me and I start to finger myself without thinking? Maybe later I go to his house to work on homework but we can’t think about much because I’m not the brightest bulb in the shed and neither is he 😉
Pfft. The pink fairy. Sounds like some weak pixie. I’d like to see your “Pink Fairy” have a go at me, the hottest Texan around. I get more girls that any of you and I’d like to see your pink pixie try and get me.
Hello Pink Fairy! I was wondering if I could have some help with job hunting? I got a degree and post grad, but every job cares more about experience and connections. Any chance you can recommend me to a good position?
So, recently, I noticed something. Both the Pink and Purple Fairy are certainly real and use their powers regularly, but there seems to be a strange absence of, say, a blue fairy.
As there is a vacancy, I figured they might be hiring. Any chance of a job?
Which Fairy would I plead to for help if I wanted to be made into the twinkiest, most perfect boi? And would said Fairy prefer payment before or after their assistance?
Hey, so I’m a 6’1″ closeted gay guy and I need your help… I’m not attractive, nor am I ugly. I am neither fat, nor skinny. I wouldn’t call myself muscular, but I’m far from weak.
I’m scared to actually be who I am on the inside. Can you make me a very, very short, super attractive, high-key gay guy that can sleep with anyone I want?
Please? x
Hey Mr. Pink Fairy! I’ve seen a lot of stuff on your blog about subby toys being turned into Alpha cocks, and it really interests me.
There’s only one problem… My boyfriend is a bottom. When I told him I wanted to be his cock, he laughed and said he’d never use me like I wanted. Would you make me into his butt so I can be used with him forever?
Maybe even make my mouth his hole so I can suck all of those thick cocks he’ll undoubtedly be taking…