This twink‘s been following me around, though I don‘t know why. I asked him what his deal was and he referred to Hierarch Industries. Can you help?
Tag: jock tf
A Case of The Bubbles
Hey, so I’m a 6’1″ closeted gay guy and I need your help… I’m not attractive, nor am I ugly. I am neither fat, nor skinny. I wouldn’t call myself muscular, but I’m far from weak.
I’m scared to actually be who I am on the inside. Can you make me a very, very short, super attractive, high-key gay guy that can sleep with anyone I want?
Please? x
A Helping Hand
Hello? Is this the… uhh… “PF advice line?” I’m calling with regard to my long-time best friend. He’s fallen into a depression as of late…
We had always been close, but, well, he has retreated from me since I came out as gay at the start of the summer. I just don’t know what to do. He’s lost his goals and looks like he hasn’t been eating and gotten too skinny…
I’m not sure what you do, exactly, but that last fellow I hooked up with left me this card saying you’d be able to help him be happy again.
Loosen Him Up
Hey Pink Fairy! My roommate and I have started to have some problems.
He’s actually a great roommate — he’s kind, considerate, clean, and always pays his share of the bills. He’s straight, but is pretty gay friendly.
He’s also one of the most attractive men I’ve ever laid eyes on in my life. He works as a personal trainer at a gym down the street so his body is in spectacular shape — muscular and bulging in all the right places. Even in gym clothes his ass is a work of art. As if that weren’t enough he is seriously good looking with chiseled features, perfect dark hair, and piercing blue eyes.
Unfortunately, every time he walks in the room I get totally flustered and completely distracted. I can’t do anything but stare and stammer. I can’t seem to keep my eyes off of his beautiful body.
I guess I stared too much because lately my roommate has started spending less time at home and covering up almost completely when I’m around. Before he would be relatively nonchalant about walking around without a shirt, or strolling from the bathroom in a towel. Now, he rushes to throw on a robe or a hoodie and track pants whenever I get home.
I’m bummed that I’ve caused him to feel uncomfortable. I know I kinda perved on him a bit, but it was almost impossible for me not to. Can you do something to help my roommate really enjoy living with me?
Anxious for Cock
Hi. I recently started taking anti-anxiety pills. The thing is, all of my anxiety comes from overthinking and worrying about the future… Could the Fairies swap my anti-anxiety pills for anti-intelligence pills?
To Not Be Left Out
You seem to know about this stuff… There is this new drug running around and everybody says it’s the best they’ve had. They say it doesn’t have any side effects, but you know, I don’t believe that…
My cooked friends have left all past addictions, but they act a little… sect-like. Fuck that! I’m not staying behind. I don’t know what it will be, but I’m in.
Snap Back
I’ve heard of a cursed hat, probably something made by the Pink Fairy years ago, that if you put on your head facing forward, it turns you into a buff, Alpha top. If you put it on backwards, you become a dumb, slutty, twinky bottom. And if you spin it backwards or forwards before removing it, it’ll turn you into a dumb, vers, slutty muscle jock.
Viral Vitality
Hey man. Love your work. Is there an Alpha strain of the Bubble Boy Virus ’cause I’m going to the gym more, but I feel cockier and more confident…
I’ve noticed my grades are suffering, but my workouts now focus around my chest and arms.
The Ideal Jock
Hi Pink Fairy! As my name says, I’m here to become a jock of all trades and be the perfect man for any man.
Today, I was hoping you would shape me into your perfect man. I am at your will and can’t wait to see who I will become.
A Tall Order
I’m sick of being so short! I wish I could be taller, a really tall hunk who’s nice and muscular with a nice beard, looking all masculine.
Could the Pink Fairy grant my wish? I’d love to suddenly have a growth spurt here at work, almost like a second puberty where I grow bigger and bigger at my desk.
I’ll end up outgrowing my nice work clothes, but that’s just fine. I’d love to feel my body burst out of clothes made for average-sized people. Then my coworkers can drool all over me.