So, recently, I noticed something. Both the Pink and Purple Fairy are certainly real and use their powers regularly, but there seems to be a strange absence of, say, a blue fairy.
As there is a vacancy, I figured they might be hiring. Any chance of a job?
Which Fairy would I plead to for help if I wanted to be made into the twinkiest, most perfect boi? And would said Fairy prefer payment before or after their assistance?
Hey Mr. Pink Fairy! I’ve seen a lot of stuff on your blog about subby toys being turned into Alpha cocks, and it really interests me.
There’s only one problem… My boyfriend is a bottom. When I told him I wanted to be his cock, he laughed and said he’d never use me like I wanted. Would you make me into his butt so I can be used with him forever?
Maybe even make my mouth his hole so I can suck all of those thick cocks he’ll undoubtedly be taking…
Hello? Is this the… uhh… “PF advice line?” I’m calling with regard to my long-time best friend. He’s fallen into a depression as of late…
We had always been close, but, well, he has retreated from me since I came out as gay at the start of the summer. I just don’t know what to do. He’s lost his goals and looks like he hasn’t been eating and gotten too skinny…
I’m not sure what you do, exactly, but that last fellow I hooked up with left me this card saying you’d be able to help him be happy again.
Hello Pink Fairy. I have a request. I remember hearing a story of a boy on a beach, a helpless statue who could only stand and feel as those around him used him for their own pleasure, completely aware as others made him feel unwanted pleasure.
I would like to experience something like that for a week, to be fully aware but helpless as others use me. I will pay the price you ask of me for such an experience. Thank you.
Hey Pink Fairy! My roommate and I have started to have some problems.
He’s actually a great roommate — he’s kind, considerate, clean, and always pays his share of the bills. He’s straight, but is pretty gay friendly.
He’s also one of the most attractive men I’ve ever laid eyes on in my life. He works as a personal trainer at a gym down the street so his body is in spectacular shape — muscular and bulging in all the right places. Even in gym clothes his ass is a work of art. As if that weren’t enough he is seriously good looking with chiseled features, perfect dark hair, and piercing blue eyes.
Unfortunately, every time he walks in the room I get totally flustered and completely distracted. I can’t do anything but stare and stammer. I can’t seem to keep my eyes off of his beautiful body.
I guess I stared too much because lately my roommate has started spending less time at home and covering up almost completely when I’m around. Before he would be relatively nonchalant about walking around without a shirt, or strolling from the bathroom in a towel. Now, he rushes to throw on a robe or a hoodie and track pants whenever I get home.
I’m bummed that I’ve caused him to feel uncomfortable. I know I kinda perved on him a bit, but it was almost impossible for me not to. Can you do something to help my roommate really enjoy living with me?
Hey Fairies, I’m in need of some back-up. A little friend of mine told me that his dad doesn’t clear the browser history and that it’s page after page of ‘gay conversion therapy’ this and ‘how to straighten out your gay son’ that.
He’s planned for both of them to go away for a weekend at their ‘cabin in the woods’. I’ve confronted his dad about it, but he’s playing innocent.
Whatever he has planned, I need to make sure it backfires. Spectacularly. In every way that he dreads. So, Purple & Pink, what could we do?
Hi. I recently started taking anti-anxiety pills. The thing is, all of my anxiety comes from overthinking and worrying about the future… Could the Fairies swap my anti-anxiety pills for anti-intelligence pills?
I’ve heard of a cursed hat, probably something made by the Pink Fairy years ago, that if you put on your head facing forward, it turns you into a buff, Alpha top. If you put it on backwards, you become a dumb, slutty, twinky bottom. And if you spin it backwards or forwards before removing it, it’ll turn you into a dumb, vers, slutty muscle jock.
I’m an AMAB nonbinary person and there’s this guy I would really like to dom, but right now he’s the dom and I’m his pup.
I would be totally willing to sacrifice my intelligence to have him turned into my mindless latex pup.