Hey, I’m a self-professed SJW and recently I’ve just been shouting at my friends a lot. I’m wondering if the Pink Fairy can help me make things up to my conservative and … err … “centrist” friends by cursing me to be a big-dicked, muscle-bottom who gets silly and horny around conservative guys until he needs them to anger-fuck his huge, bouncy, pinko commie ass.
To balance it out… Maybe some of their right-wing views can dribble out onto the floor?
Hi Ethan! Last time I visited Europe, I felt so out of my league. Nobody even noticed me next to all of the hot, tanned men… So I was hoping someone could do me a favour.
I’ve always dreamed of being a hot robust Italian with golden skin, good muscles (not over the top, though — think Chris Pratt level) and a thick pelt of chest hair. The kind of guy who would always be comfortable in a speedo.
I would also appreciate it if I could lose a few years and return to my mind 20’s…
My roommate is a pretty stereotypical jock. He is hairy, always sweaty, always reeks, buff as hell, and dumb as shit.
He keeps trying to get me to work out with him, which is understandable, but the weird part is he always tries to get me to wear his sweaty old clothes.
He gave me some old smelly boxers and a tank top stained with sweat from when he started lifting. He said his coach “made him wear it.” Do you think something will happen if I wear his reeking old clothes?
Hi Purple Fairy. I have this little fantasy and I was wondering if maybe you could help me…
You see, I am a quite-boring chubby guy, but I’ve been fantasizing since I was a teen to be a twink. But don’t get me wrong. I want to be able to top every other twink and be fucked by every jock.
Could you please make my dream come true?
I recently met up with some old family friends from my childhood. All of the three boys grew up to be huge muscular jocks and I have always been the skinny, nerdy friend.
Any way that you think the Pink Fairy could help me out and be more of one of them?
Hey Pink Fairy. I’ve always been pretty versatile, but recently my Daddy saw me stroking while I played with my dildo.
He says that I should be a real slut for him and never touch my cock or else he’ll leave me. Is there a way that you can help me?
I’ll do anything to please him, even if it means a cage or worse.
Hey, so… A couple of friends of mine have gotten that Bubble Butt Virus thingy. One dude turned into a twink, and my other bro turned into a total stud with a bulge like damn!
Like, I’m not gay, man! Totally straight! But… Like… How contagious is it? Like, superduper contagious? Like, you look at their junks and you get it? Not that I did that, of course. Or do you need to touch them?
Asking for a friend. Thank you!
Hello, Echo. First of all, I’m a big fan! I’ve read a lot of your stories and captions, especially the Pink Fairy’s work. And after reading about all these different transformations, I was hoping the great Pink Fairy could help me out.
I’m a scrawny and unnoticeable guy and I wanted to be this manly, rugged, hung tough guy. It’s all I ever really wanted to be… So could you please help me out?
There’s this really hot new guy at the grocery store I work at. Looking at him makes my brain feel like mush…
He’s really hot, but he’s straight. And even if he wasn’t, I’m fat…
I’d give anything to get to be with him!
Hey, Pink Fairy, I don’t believe in your magic at all. I mean, it’s not like you can turn my best friend into a muscled leather pup who is into hardcore shit like fisting and piss. In fact, I dare you to do it. Heck, if it works, I will ask your little purple friend to make me his slut… Oh wait, you can’t! Haha!