Hey Purple Fairy!
I met my husband in college when we were both pretty young and newly out. He was a hot little track star and I was an up and comer on the football team. But, we both loved the outdoors and after a few perfect weekends together it was evident to both of us that we belonged together. I loved his fresh, lean body and boyish charm.
I’ve always been a big guy: 6’3” and muscular from my years of lifting weights. Puberty hit me early and hard, making me well hung and nicely furry to boot. So when I met Tad it was fun exploring his tight, smooth body and cute little 5” dick.
Ten years later we are still in love, but I guess I had always expected that Tad would…I don’t know…mature a bit along the way. My buff college frame is still in great shape, but I’m a bit broader and my face has a few extra lines. But Tad is just as boyish and twinky as he was the day I met him.
I don’t want to change who Tad is, but part of me is slightly bored with being the only “manly” one in the relationship. Always lifting the heavy bags, always expected to do the manual chores…always being the top.
Dick Desires
Hey there, Pink Fairy! I’ve got a request I’ve been wanting to ask for a while now…
Put short, I wanna be a cock. A big, dumb, hard cock constantly dripping precum and attached to a hunky, sweaty jock whose musk and pheromones can attract other hot guys for miles. A truly manly man like my Asian roommate, just the opposite of a pussyboi like me.
He doesn’t have facial hair or anything, but I like it that way, it lets me see his perfect face; it’s his big muscles, his reeking post-workout smell, and his dumb frat boy way of talking that get me going, and I heard that he turned his old crush into his jockstrap before he decided not to go to Europe…
Sorry, I got lost there for a sec, he’s just so hot… Anyway, can you grant my wish and have me swing between his legs for the entirety of his eternal youth, only able to talk with his jockstrap friend? I’ll give up as much of my brains as you want. Thank you so much in advance.
Bachelor Beach Blow-out
One of my friends is getting married soon, so we took it upon ourselves to plan a bachelor party for him. We wanted to celebrate the fact that he was finally getting hitched — to be honest, we were really starting to doubt he ever would — as well as have one last blow-out together as bachelors.
We found this resort. It was out in the middle of nowhere, but it billed itself as “the Last Paradise of Single Men,” and we thought that there would be no better place to go for his bachelor’s party. The airfare was surprisingly cheap, and the per-night rate of the hotel was pretty much a steal. We were all more than happy to go on a party that wouldn’t break our banks.
When we got to the resort, we realized that they hadn’t lied on their webpage. There wasn’t a single woman in sight. Everyone, from the guests that were lounging around in the lobby, to the staff that were assisting new visitors, was male. And every single one looked like a veritable god, wearing tight t-shirts and speedos that showed off their enviable endowments.
Maybe that should have been a warning. A red flag that something wasn’t right here. But we were high on the idea of a great vacation and we checked in without a worry on our minds. Now, I’m not so sure. My friends, they’ve changed, and I’m afraid that I’m next.
Perks of Being a Vampire
Lord Salim has been around for 1800 years. It’s about time for him to get a house boy.
Application Alteration
Nate has a serious case of FOMO, but it comes around to bite him in the ass when he picks up an app that changes his life irrevocably.
April’s Patron Exclusive Candidates
We have not just one, but two new story ideas hitting the runnings this week. As before, you’ll find the number of bonus votes that each story will receive at the closing of the poll in parentheses after the name of the story. The longer each story has spent up in the polls without getting written, the more bonus votes it will get, ensuring that it will eventually get around to being written.
B. Holodeck Whore (5) — Ensign Aaron Whelk feels like he might be a bit in over his head, signing up for a three year voyage into interstellar space aboard the CSS Virile. He has wanted to get on a starship since he was young, but now that he’s here, he doesn’t quite feel like he fits in. His degree in warp engineering and superluminal astrogation aside, he has no idea what to do half the time. It isn’t until he’s taught what he was brought on board for that he begins to accept that he really does have a place on the spacecraft.
C. Camp Sherwood (3) — Camp Sherwood is a small community of men and only men in rural United States. From the outside it may seem like a place for people who live an alternative lifestyle of strict hierarchy, where there are the men who make the decisions, and their partners who obey them. But investigative journalist Jethro Mason is sure that things aren’t as they seem, and that there is something more nefarious going on. Whatever it is, he’s sure it has something to do with Hierarch Industries and the mysterious Project Ophiucus that he’d managed to hear about.
D. Window Shopping (1) — The Artemisian Commonwealth is home to people of every stripe and creed, from the most mundane of everyday-men to the most spectacular of heroes. But this story isn’t about heroes. In the Quayside Quarter of Seaside City, there’s a little street tucked away from the view of the major thoroughfares, where one could go to slake every perverted little appetite. It’s Brian Hummer’s first time in Bacchus Boulevard, and he can’t take his eyes off the pretty slaves displayed in front of the shops. He’s sure that he wants one of them, but a particularly savvy businessman who has been watching him thinks he’d be better off being one.
E. Hierarch Hijinks — Summer is just around the corner, and Alpha Aaron Blessing is eyeing a week in the middle of July for vacation on a sunny beach in the hope of maybe finding his fated mate by the seaside, like he’d always fantasized. He thinks he deserves it. After all, he’s put in quite a bit of effort. But he won’t get his vacation without a fight because his rival Alpha Riley Cassock, is also hoping to take that week off. Enough alcohol to knock an elephant dead later, and the two Alphas have come up with the perfect way to settle their differences: a game of seduction. Whoever manages to get in the pants of adorable blond sitting at the other end of the bar gets the week off.
F. Recidivist’s Rehabilitation — In a world where changing bodies is as simple as flinging one’s consciousness across the cosmos in a stream of electrons and electromagnetic radiation, pathological kleptomaniac and playboy Lupin has gotten away with his fair share of crimes. Stealing the Pleiades collection should have been child’s play, but the thief finds that his luck has run out. Captured, Lupin is confident that he will get away from this, just like he always had, until he finds out that a new rehabilitation program has been put in place for repeat offenders like him.
Genius Genie Gaffe
Clive thinks he’s smarter than everyone, even a genie. Turns out, not really.
Body Build-up
Hey, Purple Fairy. I don’t know if you guys work with straight guys or not, but I heard some guys talking about you and I wanted to get in touch. I’m a bodybuilder. I love building muscle and getting bigger. And I’ll do anything I can to grow.
And just know: I don’t have any problem with gay guys! I mean, they love my muscles and I get off on being worshipped. I even work a couple of nights during the week at a gay bar dancing and sometimes bartending.
I don’t mind the customers asking to feel my muscles in return for a nice tip, or arranging to meet for a more private, more naked session where they can really feel my body up. They just can’t touch the junk, because I don’t swing that way and I’m big enough to break any of them in two if they try. But hey…the money I get from them pays for my supplements…and that fuels my growth.
So, as I said, I’ll do anything. Will you help me grow?
Cowboy Caper
Hey… I wanna become a cowboy stripper but I’m not sure what to wear, what to say, or even how to act. I know it sounds strange but it’s my passion.
Speedo Serpent
I heard a rumor about a guy… The story changes every time, but it goes like this.
The guy takes something. It’s either a pill, a drink, or some sort of potion. He doesn’t notice anything wrong at first, until his clothes just… disappear. Then, a speedo appears on him. He can’t take it off. Well, he can, but whenever he tries another new speedo just shows up around his crotch.
People kind of notice the fact that there’s this guy just walking around wearing a speedo, but no one really questions it or says anything about it.
I heard that you know a lot of shit about this stuff… Do you… Do you know what happens when someone puts on one of the speedos that the guy has taken off?