Which Fairy would I plead to for help if I wanted to be made into the twinkiest, most perfect boi? And would said Fairy prefer payment before or after their assistance?

Which Fairy would I plead to for help if I wanted to be made into the twinkiest, most perfect boi? And would said Fairy prefer payment before or after their assistance?
Hey, so I’m a 6’1″ closeted gay guy and I need your help… I’m not attractive, nor am I ugly. I am neither fat, nor skinny. I wouldn’t call myself muscular, but I’m far from weak.
I’m scared to actually be who I am on the inside. Can you make me a very, very short, super attractive, high-key gay guy that can sleep with anyone I want?
Please? x
I’ve always had this dream of ticking some big burly biker off. Only to have him follow me back to my house, overpower me, and take me to his MC clubhouse to be made into their biker bitch.
Having them take me out of my life and force me into service for any man they need me to. Just a person in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Hello? Is this the… uhh… “PF advice line?” I’m calling with regard to my long-time best friend. He’s fallen into a depression as of late…
We had always been close, but, well, he has retreated from me since I came out as gay at the start of the summer. I just don’t know what to do. He’s lost his goals and looks like he hasn’t been eating and gotten too skinny…
I’m not sure what you do, exactly, but that last fellow I hooked up with left me this card saying you’d be able to help him be happy again.
Hello Pink Fairy. I have a request. I remember hearing a story of a boy on a beach, a helpless statue who could only stand and feel as those around him used him for their own pleasure, completely aware as others made him feel unwanted pleasure.
I would like to experience something like that for a week, to be fully aware but helpless as others use me. I will pay the price you ask of me for such an experience. Thank you.
Hey Pink Fairy, I’m stage managing a college production of The Boys in The Band but the actor playing the closeted guy came with early symptoms of the Bubble Boy Virus…
How am I supposed to keep him in line and keep the others from getting infected until after closing night?
Hey Pink Fairy… I’d love to have my sexy bearded otter friend take me out for drinks and then decide to turn me into his chastity dog boy and then show me to all my friends and husband.
Hey Fairies, I’m in need of some back-up. A little friend of mine told me that his dad doesn’t clear the browser history and that it’s page after page of ‘gay conversion therapy’ this and ‘how to straighten out your gay son’ that.
He’s planned for both of them to go away for a weekend at their ‘cabin in the woods’. I’ve confronted his dad about it, but he’s playing innocent.
Whatever he has planned, I need to make sure it backfires. Spectacularly. In every way that he dreads. So, Purple & Pink, what could we do?
Hi. I recently started taking anti-anxiety pills. The thing is, all of my anxiety comes from overthinking and worrying about the future… Could the Fairies swap my anti-anxiety pills for anti-intelligence pills?
I’m an AMAB nonbinary person and there’s this guy I would really like to dom, but right now he’s the dom and I’m his pup.
I would be totally willing to sacrifice my intelligence to have him turned into my mindless latex pup.