You seem to know about this stuff… There is this new drug running around and everybody says it’s the best they’ve had. They say it doesn’t have any side effects, but you know, I don’t believe that…
My cooked friends have left all past addictions, but they act a little… sect-like. Fuck that! I’m not staying behind. I don’t know what it will be, but I’m in.
I’ve heard of a cursed hat, probably something made by the Pink Fairy years ago, that if you put on your head facing forward, it turns you into a buff, Alpha top. If you put it on backwards, you become a dumb, slutty, twinky bottom. And if you spin it backwards or forwards before removing it, it’ll turn you into a dumb, vers, slutty muscle jock.
Hey man. Love your work. Is there an Alpha strain of the Bubble Boy Virus ’cause I’m going to the gym more, but I feel cockier and more confident…
I’ve noticed my grades are suffering, but my workouts now focus around my chest and arms.
Hi Pink Fairy! As my name says, I’m here to become a jock of all trades and be the perfect man for any man.
Today, I was hoping you would shape me into your perfect man. I am at your will and can’t wait to see who I will become.
I’m sick of being so short! I wish I could be taller, a really tall hunk who’s nice and muscular with a nice beard, looking all masculine.
Could the Pink Fairy grant my wish? I’d love to suddenly have a growth spurt here at work, almost like a second puberty where I grow bigger and bigger at my desk.
I’ll end up outgrowing my nice work clothes, but that’s just fine. I’d love to feel my body burst out of clothes made for average-sized people. Then my coworkers can drool all over me.
Hey Pink Fairy! I guess I should start by explaining that I have a huge muscle fetish. there is nothing that gets me going more than seeing a hot muscle boy or bodybuilder. Frankly, the thicker the muscles on the guy, the better for me.
I’ve done a fair amount of muscle worship before I met my boyfriend, but now that we are monogamous I haven’t been able to pursue my fetish other than looking at images of muscular men online.
My boyfriend gets it, but doesn’t share my fetish to the same degree. That said, he’s put a fair amount of effort into building himself up for my benefit over the past couple of years. It’s just the kind of thing about him that makes me love him so much. Well, that and the fact that he’s able to take my thick 8″ cock like a champ.
Here’s the problem: my boyfriend is a really tall guy. And at 6’5″, he’s been able to get really fit, and he’s built enough muscle to look ripped when naked and even clothed (you should see him in his Lycra workout gear!). But it isn’t the kind of bulging, muscle-bound physique that I fantasize about.
It’s not his fault. It is really hard for guys his size to bulk up without resorting to extreme measures. He’s putting in the work, but is starting to get a little demotivated. Is there anything you can do to help my boyfriend become the kind of muscleman that I drool over?
I love your work and was wondering if you could turn a twink with a somewhat small butt into a big ass stupid himbo… It’s not for me, though! It’s for science!
I’ve always loved the idea of stereotypes of people that are dumb as fuck like jocks, skaters, surfers, strippers, etc… I was wondering if the Pink Fairy could make it so I have to live a different dumb stereotype everyday and have to use it to make a living?
Hey! So… I need some help. I am what people call a shut-in. I barely see the outside and my body is the shape of a pear. This leads me to be pretty smart, but with little to no confidence.
To try and get some confidence, I decided to leave my house and spend a week in the woods. However, I will probably never go back because a huge wolf came up and bit my leg.
I have seen your work. Is there anything you can do?
I honestly can’t believe I’m doing this, but Pink Fairy, I need your help. I’m suffering regular mental breakdowns as I study for the CPA exam and I can’t do it anymore!
Please transform me from my white, overweight, inadequate self to a hung Asian stud that is eternally young. Preferably with me being something like an actor or model so I don’t have to have any worries…
I can’t deal with the worries anymore. Please, Pink Fairy, I need you.